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bespectacled-ghost:

intjint:

ivan-fyodorovich:

off-brandhipster:

ivan-fyodorovich:

though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

The Santa part almost ruined their friendship

Tolkien: you can’t just patch random things together because you like them, everything has to fit together in a dense textural weave of reasonable causes and effects

Lewis: and then the witch from the other dimension turns the fox to stone for having a contraband tea party …

Tolkein is the nerd that complains that characters’ costumes and weapons are impractical and Lewis is the nerd that thinks the designs fuck

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waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

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lamborghinea-pig:

vikingofficial:

karometeenk:

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

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synebluetoo:

wytchcore:

ryebreadgf:

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

This one. This one can stay.

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the-genovian-prince:

doomsurfing:

ronindrew:

portraitofadumbassonfire:

Lmao, what is he saying??

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tiktoks-repost:

I am a citizen of the United States of America and I DEMAND MY RIGHT

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